I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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