I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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