Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
thus making me awesome and them whores
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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