Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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