I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize