I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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