Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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