im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
My vagina is officially offended.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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