Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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