omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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