So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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