As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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