Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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