Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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