how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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