Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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