I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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