tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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