I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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