He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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