I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We were destined to go to rehab together
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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