Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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