I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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