I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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