ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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