i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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