Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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