i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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