there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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