Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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