Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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