What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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