I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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