Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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