Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
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This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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