Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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