ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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