i need an iv and a liver transplant
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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