She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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