I hate your face
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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