He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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