if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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