Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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