He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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