Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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You slow clapped the stripper last night.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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