A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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