I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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