Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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