Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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