waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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